I Want Her Now

I want her now
I need her now

Owoooo

I can smell it
I can feel it
I can taste the juices running through my teeth
Each morsel precious on my tongue

With a burst of luscious flavor
A taste sublime to savor
In the blinking of a bite she'll be gone

I need her now
I need her now

Give it a rest. You just ate a news crew and an Elvis impersonater, ho ho.
What about dessert?

I'll make her
So tender
Prepare a lemon-butter sauce
To blend her

Surround her pretty limbs with jam and jelly
Soon she'll be a rhapsody
Inside my gaunt and wolfish belly

I'm so hungry
You're annoying
But I'm famished
And you're cloying
Repititious and a major down

Can't you just wait a bit
My teeth will have a fit
The time's now
No
Now
No
Now

I need her now
I need her now

No no no no
I need her now
No-no-no-no no-no no-no
Please

I'll bake her
I'll roast her
She'll be my oven stuffer
Little red roaster

A dinner plate that's truly brimmin'
And when you blow up like a blimp
I'll have to call on Richard Simmons

I want her now
Then you'll explode
I won't
You will
I won't
Leave me alone you wretched clone
I'm trying to protect you
Don't be stupid
I'm not stupid I'm just hungry
Hungry hungry hungry
Always hungry

I want her now
You haven't listened to a single word I said
Shut up

I want her now
I need her now
Now

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