"Finale Ultimo (Don't Feed The
Plants)"
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Similar events in cities across America
Events which bore a striking resemblence
To the ones you have just seen began occurring, oh
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap
And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood
Thus the plants worked their terrible will
Finding jerks who would feed them their fill
And the plants proceeded to grow and grow
And began what they came here to do
Which was essentially to
Eat Cleveland and Des Moines
And Peoria and New York
And this theater
They may offer you fortune and fame
Love and money and instant acclaim
But whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants
They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
But whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants
Look out here comes Audrey II
Look out here I come for you
Here I come for you
Here I come for you
Here I come for you, you, you, you
Hold your hat and hang onto your soul
Something's coming to eat the world whole
If we fight it we've still got a chance
But whatever they offer you
Though they're slopping the trough for you
Please whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants
We'll have tomorrow
Don't feed the plants
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