"Feed Me (Git It)"
Sudden changes surround me
Lady Luck came and found me
Thanks a million for making the magic you do
Thanks to you sweet petunia
Mushnik's taken Junior
And someday when I own this whole shop
I'll remember I owe it to you
Aw, Two-ie. Who cares if I've been a little on the anemic side these past
few weeks? So what if I've had a few dizzy spells, a little lightheadedness?
It's been worth it, old pal. Look, I'm going to run down to Shmendrick's
and get something to eat. I'll see you later.
Oh boy, here we go again. Two-ie, I haven't got much left. Look, just let
me heal, a few more days, okay? Then we'll start on the left hand again.
Feed me!
I beg your pardon?
Feed me!
Two-ie! You talked! You opened up your trap, your thing, you said --
Feed me, Krelbourn, feed me now.
I can't!
I'm starving!
Oh boy. Look, maybe I can squeeze a little out of this one, but --
I need some food! More! More!
But there isn't any more! What do you want me to do, slit my wrists?
Mmmmm.
Look, how about I run down to the corner and pick you up some nice chopped
sirloin?
Must be blood.
Two-ie, that's disgusting.
Must be fresh!
I don't want to hear this.
Feed me
Does it have to be human
Feed me
Does it have to be mine
Feed me
Where am I supposed to get it
Feed me Seymour
Feed me all night long
That's right boy
You can do it
Feed me Seymour
Feed me all night long
'Cause if you feed me Seymour
I can grow up big and strong
You eat blood, Audrey II! Let's face it! How am I supposed to keep on
feeding you, kill people?
I'll make it worth your while.
What?
You think this is all a coincidence, baby? The sudden success around here,
your adoption papers?
Look, you're a plant! An inanimate object!
Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk and I can move, who's
to say I can't do anything I want?
Like what?
Like deliver, pal. Like see you get everything your secret greedy heart
desires.
Would you like a Cadillac car (ooh ooh)
Or a guest shot on Jack Paar (ooh ooh)
How about a date with Heddy Lamarr
You're gonna get it (well well well well)
How'd you like to be a big wheel (ooh ooh)
Dining out for every meal (ooh ooh)
I'm the plant who can make it all real
You're gonna get it (you're gonna get it)
I'm your genie
I'm your friend
I'm your willing slave
Take a chance
Just feed me
You know the kind of eats
The kind of red hot treats
The kind of sticky licky sweets
I crave
Come on Seymour don't be a putz (wah-doo)
Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's (yeah)
Show a little initiative, work up the guts
And you'll get it
I don't know
I don't know
I have so
So many strong
Reservations
Should I go
And perform
Mutilations
You didn't have nothing till you met me. Come on, kid, what'll it be? Money?
Girls? One particular girl? How about that Audrey? Think it over. There
must be someone you can 86, real quiet-like, and get me some lunch!
How'd you like a room at the Ritz (get it get it get it get it)
Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz (get it get it get it get it)
A little nookie gonna clean up your zits
And you'll get it (get it get it)
Get it get it get it get it
Get it get it get it get it
Gee I'd like a Harley machine (get it)
Tooling around like I was James Dean (get it)
Making all the guys on the corner turn green
So go get it (get it get it get it)
If you wanna be profound
You really gotta justify
Take a breath and look around
A lot of folks deserve to die (a lot of folks deserve to die)
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say!
But it's true, isn't it?
No. I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a
hungry plant.
Sure you do.
Stupid woman! Christ, what a freaking scatterbrain!
I'm sorry, Doctor! I'm sorry, Doctor!
Now get the hell in there and pick up your goddamn sweater, you dizzy cow!
Yes, Doctor! Right away, Doctor! Hi, Seymour, I left my sweater here before.
Come on, move it, you little slut! How do you like that stupid dame. She
forgets her freaking sweater. Christ, if your stupid head weren't screwed
on!
Orin, that hurt!
Move it!
If you want a rationale
It isn't that hard to see
Stop and think it over pal
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
He's so nasty treating her rough
Smacking her around and always talking so tough
You need blood and he's got more than enough
I need blood and he's got more than enough
You (I) need blood and he's got more than enough
So go get it
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