"Closed For Renovation"
We're closed for renovation
For spiffing up and grooming
'Cause customers are flocking
And business has been booming
We need refrigeration
In our new improved display
So we're closed for renovation today
Yes, this is the shop you heard about on Channel 5 news. Yes, the Audrey
II is on display exclusively here.
We're closed for decoration
'Cause fortune has been smiling
So now we're due for painting
New plumbing and retiling
We'll make a shipshape showplace
Of our little shop and then
Tomorrow we'll be open again
Aren't you finished yet?
I'm doing my best, but all these Band-Aids make it kind of hard.
You've been getting hurt a lot lately.
I know, it seems like every time I pick up a pruning shears, I slip.
We're closed for renovation
We're swabbing down and brooming
'Cause business has been thriving
Since Audrey II's been blooming
The phones have not stopped ringing
With the customers who say
"Another bunch of peonies"
"Another dozen daisies please"
"Geraniums, anemones"
"Forget-me-nots and fleur-de-lis"
With gratis home deliveries
On paid-in-full and C.O.D.'s
We're closed for renovation today
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